Fashion 1, Heather 0
*sarcasm warning*
I don't know about anybody else, but I am just so thrilled that the big fashion trend for this fall is tucked-in shirts and pants that sit at the "natural waist." I think it is so awesome. I mean, the fact that my "natural" waist is about 2 inches below my breasts makes tucking in a shirt positively delightful. Oh and the little wee belts that I am supposed to cinch around my "waist" are abolutey the most delightful accessory in years.
*seriously*
I tried on a pair of "natural" waist pants tonight, and tucked in a shirt, because I thought it would be funny to see what it looked like. And it was funny, in that "omg I look like a sausage and I am going to go home and cry into a pint of ice cream" kind of way. A very stylish sausage though. No denying that.
If anybody sees a pair of low-rise jeans with 2% spandex in 'em anywhere, please let me know. In the meantime, I am going to see how many days in a row I can wear my sweatpants.
Okay, bye now.
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what the hell!
i was not aware of this impending fashion disaster, but let me tell you heather - i am on your side. never ever will i wear pants that sit at my 'natural' waist. for those of us with hips and a but, it makes us look like our ass is EVERYTHING. and trust me, it doesn't need extra real-estate.
i thought i was done my shopping, but it looks like i may need to go and buy some more of my favourite jeans before they become impossible to find.
does this also mean that the t-shirts are going to get shorter and shorter, till they're 'crop-tops'?
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THE 80'S?!?!?!?!?!?!
well, i do have to say that the good news about being a student/phys ed teacher is i can (and will) wear my sweat pants every single day. yeehaw.
if you ask me, this is just another reason you should seriously consider going back to university. then you can wear whatever the hell you want.
power to the sweats!
also, i do second huey's motion. you are beautiful. and you made me laugh out loud. so you win twice.
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