I find that some people do strange things when it comes to public bathrooms. I suppose I have a few odd habits and preferences myself. So here are some questions about your bathroom psychology:
1. Do you sit directly on the toilet, or do you hover?
2. If paper seat covers are available, do you use them?
3. If you enter a stall, and the person before you didn'’t flush, what do you do?
a. Move to the next stall
b. Flush the toilet before using
c. Do nothing but your business and flush when you are done
4. You are walking towards the restroom when you encounter another co-worker and begin a conversation, as you both continue towards the washroom and enter your separate stalls. Do you continue the conversation while peeing?
5. You are using a toilet with an automatic flush which has a 3 second time delay. Do you manually flush the toilet before leaving the stall anyway? Even though you know it will then flush again on it's own?
3 comments:
1. i sit
2. sometimes
3. usually flush and then do my thing
4. i hate conversations in bathrooms, and often can't pee when i'm involved. to that end, i will often go out of my way to use a washroom where i won't run into anyone.
was that it?
oh yeah,
5. no, i'll wait for it to do flush itself, but i might stand there to be sure. most often those automatic flush toilets scare me half to death though, because they're so loud and unexpected!
1. If there's a seat, and indeed the whole porcelain apparatus, then I will sit, like a king upon his throne. But those are few and far between at the moment, and I'm getting really good at "hovering" over the hole in the floor, it's great for the calves!
2. No, i just give the seat a good wipe with some t.p., again when the luxury presents itself.
3. I move along, muttering harsh things under my breath.
4. No, I pretend that my destination was somewhere other than the restroom and keep walking. Maybe give the person a confused look if they hold the restroom door open for me, just to make them feel uncomfortable. Then I find an alternative restroom, maybe on a different floor.
5. Manually, yes. And I agree with Elizabeth, those things are terrifying!
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