Me in 10 Years?

From Overheard In New York:

We're Not That French
Little boy, collapsing onto mother's lap: I am so hungover.
Mother: What?! No you're not! (to anyone within earshot) No, he's not.

--JFK Airport

Tootsie Rogue

I found these on sale at Shoppers Drug mart in Calgary, and I was pretty excited:


I love the vanilla flavoured Tootsie Rolls, and they usually come in a bag of assorted crap that I don't like quite as much, so I was pretty excited to find an entire bag of them. AND ON SALE!

So today, I got home and while I was unpacking I emptied the bag into my candy dish. And look what was inside! What a sneak.